So the other day, someone asked me what was the most interesting ski lesson that I have ever taught. I thought about it for a while and said, ” Well, aside from the time I taught a blind nun with a colostomy, or a blind Hell’s Angel from Chicago, I guess it was the Euros in Kuhtai in the Austrian Tyrol. I was there with Mark Singleton and Kenny Griffin representing Western Pa. in an event that the Austrian government called ” Ski Happyning.” We were selected by PSIA( Professional Ski Instructors of America) to represent our region along with a group from all over the U.S. One week of touring and one week actually placed with a ski school in an area in Austria. We were selected to go to Kuhtai, a little hamlet high up in the Austrian Alps. The ski school director picked us up and drove like a mad man through the night up these twisty mountain roads that led to the ski area. There he placed us in the hotel for the night and told us he would see us in the morning to shadow his instructors and their lessons for the week. You see, in Austria, tourists come to ski for the week and part of the package is a mandatory session each day with the ski school. It is tradition as well as something that the patrons of the resort look forward to each year when they take their winter vacations.

Late that night, the road was covered with an avalanche and the instructors who lived in the town below were unable to get to Kuhtai to teach their lessons. So the three amigos from Pennsylvania went from being the guests to the employees in a real hurry. The ski school director came to us and explained the situation and said, ” Do the best that you can, but you guys are being put to work.” He was a bit of an iron ass anyhow so it was not surprising that he was discouraged that a trio of apple cheeked American yahoos would be teaching his clients.

After some of the local instructors took the beginners, we were given our groups and off I went with a group of Austrian ladies who were none too pleased to be with the American, instead of their usual handsome Austrian blonde ski god. I did the best that I could seeing that I spoke little German and mostly had to communicate with physical instructions on what I wanted to accomplish. I showed them the PSIA certified technique of a wider stance and they were having none of that. They shook their heads “no” and said for me to go ahead of them and guide them down the slope. As I looked back, they had their feet glued together in standard,Arlberg, counter rotated, form at the time, and saw no reason to try a more athletic approach to stance which would enhance their turning and balance on the hill. It was quite a challenge to try to show them the wisdom of separating their feet but again, no way they were buying it. At the end of the day, they were all smiles because I had basically guided them all day which was a minor miracle in itself seeing that I had never skied the area and relied on a map and their instructions as to our direction. They bought me a beer at the end of the day and we had a few laughs in the bar, not understanding any of the conversation. I know that most Europeans speak English from my prior experience, but they held that from me with giggles and glances.

Regrouping with Kenny and Mark at the end of the day, we all had similar experiences and to have a challenge like that with a language barrier was almost as daunting as my experience teaching visually impaired individuals.

Taking us back down the mountain road at the end of the week, the ski school director thanked us in his limited English and as we left his van, he handed me their ski school banner which you see above. It hangs on my baker’s rack in the basement as a reminder of a wonderful time in Austria and a most challenging ski lesson.

Kind of reminds me that I need to get back to Europe to ski again. It has been a long time and the atmosphere and the history of the sport over there is well worth the effort. Think snow and thanks for reading.

5 thoughts on “Euro-Ski

  1. bill belch says:

    Pat don’t wait go asap

  2. Gwynne Morgan says:

    Loved that the bilingual ladies stuck to German.

  3. Mark Sauers says:

    Pat we all have those lessons, that is why teach. Every student brings a story and leaves us with memories. I like to think of the ripple we do when we teach someone the love of the sport and share our passion. They then share it with a friend, a spouse, a child. That one person we taught leads to many more getting outside in the winter, instead of siting around complaining. I guess as Snowpros we really can make a difference. We need to share the good news with everyone we meet!

  4. Hutch says:

    Pat, you are one of those unique individuals who can adapt to any situation! I think that too many instructors try to re invent the wheel in a ski lesson instead of doing a lot of skiing and guiding and basically just enjoying! Good story!

  5. Rus Davies says:

    I had an experience at Monarch, Colorado. Miriam and I were each teaching at Laurel Mountain back then. We stopped there on the way to Crested Butte to acclimate at a smaller mountain. It has only 1,000′ verticale but starts at 11,000′. The ski school director gave us each a day pass and a supervisor from back east, Kissing Bridge NY, showed us around after the lessons were assigned. At lunch the director asked us if we could each teach a beginner lesson since a group came un announced. It went well, a dedicated chair lift and ideal beginner terrain made it a breeze. When he found us in the bar at the end of the day he said, “Oh I am glad you are still here, I thought I missed you!” He paid us each at the rate of his experienced instructors.

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